Saturday, May 31, 2008

Keeping the Riffraff Out


Today's poem is based on an old, old memory.


You know how selective memory is. I don't recall precisely where it was, or even when, but I do recall that voice ... "Are you a resident, sir?" ... from behind me as I sat on that bench.


I don't think I felt particularly intimidated or even startled ... maybe just a little offended that I didn't have the freedom to pause briefly on an unoccupied bench ... not creating a disturbance ... just sitting there with my thoughts.


Of course, the empty bench did belong to someone else. They certainly had the right to protect it from intruders like me ... I suppose. After all, I might sit there and write a poem, you know.


Now that the incident has the benefit of being distanced by time, I think it's funny. I hope the poem reflects that.



KEEPING THE RIFFRAFF OUT


I was warming a bench


in a public park,


or so I thought,


next to a fancy


high-rise complex,


when a uniformed voice


(I knew by the sound)


inquired from behind:


"Are you a resident, sir?"



Swiveling to see


who my accuser might be,


I made obedient reply:


"Why, no, just passing by."



He drew himself up


and looked me down,


then delivered the words


with muscled authority:


"This is Private Property."



That left the next move


to me, so I slowly rose


and shambled away,


comforted in knowing


that when I live there


I'll be fully protected


from riffraff like me.


© 1996


***


Today's word:

authority

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They have lovely sitting benches around the lake here, with dedications in iron on them.  I think that's a nice way to honor a loved one - when someone sits on the bench they see the dedication and enjoy a beautiful view.  Hey!  Who would want to know if you were a resident in order to enjoy a moment's rest?  I suppose it's a nice gesture afterall, watching out for the residents...  

But if I had a garden and a bench you could sit on it anytime!  I used to plant flowers for the neighborhood kids to pick whenever they wanted since their own yards had to be kept pristine ;)  A little mischief and non-residential bench sitting is good for the soul.